Another one.

This is a poem I wrote in response to hearing a mindless “How ya doin'”.
Where I’m coming from: I don’t like How ya doin’s or How’ve you been’s. Both of them should be wedged under a category of what I like to call, “If you don’t honestly care, don’t ask.” I don’t care EITHER, but I don’t like pretending. i don’t even smile atchya – dedicated to not caring. If i do? It’s not How’ve ya been? – It’s “Hey! What’s up, Glitter-fox?” (Girls, guys, dogs.) In the end, it’s not a poem written in anger.

So here it is – Response to Mindless How Ya Doin’s.

How YOU wooin’ (…Mr. Gentleman Caller)
How ya zooin’
How ya gooin’
How ya booin’ (incase i suck)
How ya last can of who-hash-hash-whoin’
How ya gluin’
How ya Team Zissouin’
How ya brewin’ (damn drunks)
How ya chewin’
How ya screwin’ (Like, how?)
How ya suin’
How ya CURLY Suin’
How ya Maya Angelooin’
How ya Channel 32in’
How ya ABBA Waterlooin’
How ya Chimchiminee Chiminee Chim-chim-chirrooin’
How ya Julie Androoin’
How ya fonduin’
How ya CHOCOLATE fonduin’
How ya babaganooin’
How ya Cindy Looin’
How ya spewin’ (…Well hello, Mr. Volcano)
How ya One Flew Over the Nest of Coo-Cooin’
How ya mooin’
How ya MARY TYLER Mooin’
How ya Judd Appatooin’
How ya Gerard Departdiooin’
How ya sexy shampooin’
How ya pasta fagiooin’
How ya NYUin’
How ya Save -Ferris Bieooooin’
How ya Marilyn Monroooin’
How ya Gene Harlooin’
How ya Ozuin’
How ya Frou Frooin’
How ya It Had to Be Youin’
How ya lemejooin’ (Ethnic food)
How ya debutin’
How ya bijouin’ (if you’re French)
How ya Taming of the Shrooin’
How ya Ashton Koochooin’
How ya Roo Rooin’
How ya Le Chien Andaloooin’
How ya toasted marshmallooin’
How ya Goodnight Mooin’
How ya F.U.in’ (if you like Neil Simon)
Cause I do.

End.

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