When I least expected

-Hey
-Hey how are ya?
-I know what you’re thinking.
-Heh, what?
-I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?”
-I…don’t…
-Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question:
-OH!
-Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

-C’mon throw one back at me.
-I… I like ’em teeny and toasty.
-Benjamin is no one’s friend.
-You’re tellin ME.

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