Archive for April, 2010

ANOUSH talks to DIET COKE

Posted in anxiety, drawings, Happiness, random with tags , , on April 29, 2010 by Anoush

DIET COKE. There’s nothing wrong with me.

ANOUSH. I didn’t say anything was wrong with you, but you’re not looking your usual self.

DIET COKE. I’m worthless.

ANOUSH. Huh?

DIET COKE. WORTHLESS.

ANOUSH. That’s not what all your girlfriends say.

DIET COKE. They’re not my girlfriends – just a bunch of angry women who need a quick fix.

ANOUSH. Sorry I was just tyring to be humorous. Didn’t mean to make lite of the situa–

DIET COKE. Angry big women who roll their eyes whenever I’m not around. Like, I’m supposed to be offered everywhere they go.

ANOUSH. But it’s not your —

DIET COKE. It’s either THEM or it’s the anxious male artist types.

ANOUSH. I don’t think it’s so extreme like that.

DIET COKE. Oh it is. I may as well go to room temperature and preserve the dead forever.

ANOUSH. Now you sound like your mother.

::No one says anything for 15 seconds:::

DIET COKE. I don’t wanna talk about her.

ANOUSH. Well, I think we should.

DIET COKE. Why should we talk about someone who’s so obsessed with appearance?

ANOUSH. She–

DIET COKE. Who goes around telling people *I* have no value?

ANOUSH. But —

DIET COKE. Who gets on my case for spending so much time in the can.

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Anoush talks to Milk

Posted in anxiety, Food with tags , , , , on April 15, 2010 by Anoush

MILK
Well, maybe I don’t WANT to work – you ever thinka that?

ANOUSH
Wah wah wah.

MILK
I mean, where is it written that folks have to choose a path and actually pursue it?

ANOUSH
Actually, it’s written everywhere. It’s like pretty standard.

MILK
I dunno, maybe it’s my background.

ANOUSH
Udder?

MILK
Haha, no one calls it that anymore.

ANOUSH
Alright-alright! Whatever.

(We continue talking)
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Talking to famous people

Posted in Uncategorized on April 14, 2010 by Anoush

VOICE
Anoush! Stop dicking around!

ANOUSH
WAIT! I *know* that voice. I’m just… blanking… QUICK say something else!

::Crickets::

VOICE
Don’t be a Jerk_

ANOUSH
ANGELA *LANSBURY* ! Fuckin’ KNEW it.

Doodle of the day

Posted in drawings with tags on April 13, 2010 by Anoush

This time it’s personal.

Crazy restaurant fun

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on April 13, 2010 by Anoush

We stopped in a kebab restaurant and everyone in there looked like an uncle of mine. It was decorated the same way my house is decorated except for the map of Turkey on the wall. I asked for my tea nice and quick – didn’t wanna piss ’em off if ya catch my drift.

Thoughts on the tattoo I want

Posted in anxiety, Happiness with tags , on April 12, 2010 by Anoush

Here’s absolutely why getting a tattoo right now is the worst idea – FOR NOW. Something about me: I’m insanely smart and make really great decisions and even though I really want something, I kind of have to… chhheck out the situation first. So here’s why getting a tattoo (even the one I want) is a horrible idea – FOR NOW.

Let’s rewind for a sec. I… own A LOT of earrings, ok? And I own A LOT of panty hose. Each pair is awesome in its own way. I’ve had experiences starting from way back in the day to… let’s say… fucking-yesterday where I’ve realized a sort of, how-do-you-say “I’m such a…friggin… noush sometimes!” Now don’t get me wrong – those earrings and those panty hose ARE me but I feel like there’s more, or more I gotta work on – like, BEYOND cool outerware. So, what that teaches me (because A. I’m smart as a whip and B. I make great decisions) is that making a bigger, longer-lasting change will not change the thing/things I hope’ll just change on their own. I will NOT change over night if I got this cool, amazing tattoo. (And, yes, it is cool. When I DO get a tattoo – when I’m ready – it will knock your socks off.) Damnit, I did it again. I CARED! You and your socks can both do whatcha want.

About the tattoo:
No, actually I’m not going to describe it. If you’re interested in this design, you can approach me – PEOPLE DO IT ALL THE TIME – and ask. Oh my god, asking questions is such a good thing, right? That’s my favorite.

But it’s not something I drew, either. I’m not that… into myself. This design’s been around for a long time, since I’d say… the year 406. But I assure you the design means a lot to me and that’s one I won’t mind sticking around for a while, or forever, whatever tattoos do.

Bras and dresses

Posted in drawings with tags , , , on April 12, 2010 by Anoush

Hi guys,

I drew some bras and dresses. We can meet up one day and, you know, dress each other. Whatever you want.

Oh, actually some earrings too. Dangly ones.

Thanks for dropping by!
Anoush