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ANOUSH talks to SPAGHETTI

Posted in Food, Talking to food with tags on October 4, 2010 by Anoush

SPAGHETTI. What. All I said was “I’m good around family.”

ANOUSH. Say no more.

SPAGHETTI. Whaddayou mean?

ANOUSH. What I mean is… your secret’s safe with me.

SPAGHETTI. Anoush__

ANOUSH. SHH!!

SPAGHETTI. I__

ANOUSH. SHH!!

SPAGHETTI. STOP IT!!!!

ANOUSH. OHMYGOD, DON’T KILL ME – I WANT TO LIIIIIVE!

SPAGHETTI. I’m not in organized crime.

ANOUSH. Oh yeah? I see you around gangsters all the time.

SPAGHETTI. You gotta stop believing everything you see on tv – I’m not here to cause you pain.

ANOUSH. That’s what YOU think!!!

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ANOUSH talks to BRUNCH

Posted in drawings, Food, Talking to food with tags on August 9, 2010 by Anoush

ANOUSH. Hey, guys, just wondering when you were gonna clear out_

BRUNCH. Two meals! Both alike in dignity.

ANOUSH. Oh Jesus.

BRUNCH. At fair 11am where we lay our scene.

ANOUSH. No need to talk in unison.

BRUNCH. Do you bite your scone at me, Anoush?

ANOUSH. I’m not doing this. It’s stupid.

BRUNCH. But soft (egg)! What light through yonder eggshell breaks!

ANOUSH. Charming.

BRUNCH. It is the yeast and Anoush is the sun..nnny side up.

ANOUSH. Alright, I’m outta here. Later, assholes

BRUNCH. Oh, swear not!

ANOUSH. I think you guys REALLY need get over yourselves.

BRUNCH. Nay.

ANOUSH. Yay.

BRUNCH. Nay.

ANOUSH. Whatever.

BRUNCH. Fie upon thee thou frothy onion-eyed nut flax-wench!

ANOUSH. What?

BRUNCH. I say, Get thee gone! Thou rank, common-kissing apple-john.

ANOUSH. Sorry-sorry, not registering in the old noggin’_

BRUNCH. MEAL’S NOT OVER ‘TIL WE *SAY* IT’S OVER, SWEETHAAAHT.