Archive for the Happiness Category
2012
Posted in drawings, Happiness, monsters with tags monsters, New Years Eve on January 1, 2012 by Anoush
How my day turned around
Posted in drawings, Happiness with tags crossword puzzles, jokes on November 20, 2010 by Anoush
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-Anoush
On staying positive (during the work day or any day… depending)
Posted in drawings, Happiness on November 13, 2010 by Anoush
Warm regards,
-Anoush & the creatures of the sea
Inspired by the hoodie I wore today
Posted in drawings, Happiness with tags hoodies, Just being cool, you know on November 11, 2010 by Anoush
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-Anoush
A Tuesday story
Posted in drawings, Happiness with tags Tuesdays on November 10, 2010 by Anoush
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ANOUSH talks to COFFEE
Posted in drawings, Food, Happiness with tags coffee on June 10, 2010 by Anoush
ANOUSH. Any advice for people out there who are trying to make it in the industry?
COFFEE. Make yourself available at all times – at weddings, birthdays, bar mitzvahs – FUNERALS, even. Ya gotta milk it.
ANOUSH. Were you worried that people wouldn’t like you, at first?
COFFEE. A little, but if you’re quick, you can make a crowd do anything.
ANOUSH. Was it hard to get the higher-ups to take your creative ideas?
COFFEE. Sure. I can’t TELL you how many times they’ve told me to “keep my decaf job.” Teabags…
ANOUSH. Were you popular growing up?
COFFEE. Not really. I didn’t blend with kids my age. Adults liked me, though and I’d always listen to their conversations at the table.
ANOUSH. When you started working, what was the first thing that shocked you about the industry?
COFFEE. All the whipped cream. I didn’t think there’d be this much.
ANOUSH. I guess going mainstream is both a blessing and a curse.
COFFEE. You just said a chock full.
ANOUSH. I think the question that’s on everyone’s mind is “How’d you get all those nicknames?”
COFFFEE. I can’t discuss my personal life.
ANOUSH. Oh, uh, sorry.
COFFEE. It’s ok.
ANOUSH talks to BREAD
Posted in drawings, Food, Happiness with tags bread, simple sugars on June 4, 2010 by Anoush
BREAD. Oh my god, I’m drying up!
ANOUSH. C’mon C’mon don’t talk like that.
BREAD. Well, it’s either THAT or what everyone is saying about me is true. Maybe I AM the devil.
ANOUSH. No, I think it’s something else.
BREAD. What.
ANOUSH. You’re refined… Don’t smile it’s not a compliment.
BREAD. Wait a minute, what’re you saying – I’m… simple?
ANOUSH. Look, I didn’t mean it like that.
BREAD. I went through A LOT so I could look like this. And between you and me? I’ve had A LOT removed.
ANOUSH. Don’t get me wrong, you look great. You smell great, too, but for some reason, you’re afraid to be complex.
BREAD. Just stab me with a knife while you’re at it.
ANOUSH. I mean, with all do respect, didn’t your mom ever teach you that man can’t live off bread alone?
BREAD. Ugh, men… pigs.
ANOUSH. You gotta get over it.
BREAD. And women? I’ll NEVER understand ’em either.
ANOUSH. I always wished you had more women friends.
BREAD. They blame me for most of their problems and I always leave the dinner table feeling so bad about myself.
ANOUSH talks to PEPPER
Posted in Food, Happiness with tags pepper, salt, spices on May 14, 2010 by Anoush
PEPPER. I think he and I need some time apart.
ANOUSH. GOOD. Couldn’t agree more.
PEPPER. Really?
ANOUSH. Fucking really. Enough is enough.
PEPPER. Yeah. I’m just worried about being a statistic.
ANOUSH. You forget how strong you are.
PEPPER. I guess.
ANOUSH. What’s the worst that could happen? He kills himself?
PEPPER. Well, he’s such an open wound already. Plus, people are gonna FREAK out.
ANOUSH. Fuck people.
PEPPER. I guess.
ANOUSH. No, seriously. Fuck ‘em.
PEPPER. I mean, he sucks the LIFE out of me. Sucks the life out of everyone!
ANOUSH. You can take the salt out of the sea but you can’t take Sea outta the salt.
PEPPER. I’ve heard that a million times.
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